Truth : What is one secret you have never told anyone?
I’m a quiet person but not very secretive.
I can keep secrets, it’s just that after a while, I forget things.
So, if there is this secret hidden way deep inside of me that I haven’t told anyone, then I’ve forgotten it! Maybe one day it will come back to me? Anyone out there a hypnotist?
How’s that for being a completely dull answer to this truth? Just scroll down & read Greg’s.
I already told EVERYONE that I blow kisses at Dawn Wells from Gilligan’s Island… and that I’d spend the rest of my life on planet earth with Tina Fey. These don’t count?
I suppose you are looking for a big, fat, juicy, embarrassing secret? One that makes you gasp and say “no way… are you serious?” Something like… “I used to moonlight as a CHIPPENDALE at University of Maryland sororities on the weekends to put myself through college.”
Let me say that I was NOT a Chippendale… Mostly because I don’t qualify to be a sexy male dancer. I was approached when I was 20 years old to be an underwear model however… I was flattered… but declined. #itistrue #stoplaughing
I have a lot of secrets that nobody knows. And I’m sorry, but I’m going to keep them that way. Let me explain.
I encourage people to have secrets. Good secrets that is. Secrets that tell the stories of kindness, goodness, and generosity. Secrets that only you and God know.
* The times you’ve helped out your neighbor with the rent and electric bill by depositing money directly into their bank account anonymously.
* The times that you take homeless people out to lunch.
You get the idea. I have plenty of secrets that only me and God know. I like it that way.
So you’re just going to have to deal with my “Dawn Wells”, “Tina Fey”, and “underwear model” secrets for now.
Do you have a secret no one knows?
Don’t tell Caroline, she’ll forget it. Or maybe, she’s the perfect person to tell…